Become a Keeper of the Tales & Join our Community
Are you ready to join an exclusive community? Can we trust you with the ancient archive of Tales long forgotten? The rewards are great for you seeker, if you’re ready.


$6 / Month
Save 10% if you pay annually
You will ensure our Tales are never Forgotten. A peek inside the secret archives.
Ad Free Episodes of all our shows.
Bonus Content like character audio files, cast bloopers, and Artwork variations.
A personal audio birthday message from your favorite Tales character.
Monthly shout outs at the end of one of our shows.
10% off all Tales Merch.


$10 / Month
Save 10% if you pay annually
More of the secret archive is opened up to you. Protect these Tales. Keep them close.
Everything from the previous tier plus:
First look at Scripts while new shows are in production.
Exclusive Episodes. These tales expand upon the universe of certain shows or give more insight into your favorite characters.
Private RSS feed for ad free, exclusive shows, super cuts, and first looks.
A personal audio welcome message from the show creators.
Invitation to join show creators and voice actors during an Among Us gaming night.
15% off all Tales Merch (instead of 10).


$50 / Month
Save 10% if you pay annually
The Halls of these Tales are open to you. Come, sit at the round table, you are now a Board Member.
Everything from the previous tier plus:
Exclusive Discord Channels where you’ll get access to the production side of Tales. We’ll ask your opinion on scripts, casting, and future show ideas. And you’ll be invited to listen in on live recording sessions.
Invitation to guest appear on a live After Show Episode.
A personal welcome video from show creators.
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Secret Archives
AKA Member content


Crazy Uncle Bloopers: Subtly Sweet Candy Corn
Crazy Uncle has A LOT of Bloopers. Please experience the amazingness of Candy Corn improv.


First Look: Vampire Beginnings E6
Change is coming to Normoria. Oh, and they picked up something on the long range scanner. It’s fine! Everything is fine!


First Look: Don’t Look Episode 3 & 4 Script
Get the first look at the scripts for Don’t Look Episode 3 and the first part of Episode 4!


Always Listen to Your Crazy Uncle
The Horror-Comedy Audio Drama you’ve been waiting for is here!


First Look: Always Listen To Your Crazy Uncle Script
This is not the horror audio drama you think it is. Or maybe it is? Peep the script.


First Look: Vampire Beginnings E5 Script
Alexa and Raegel are back at it. Not like that you perv! Here’s the script for episode 5!